Chock Full O' Whatever

A few topics that have come up in conversation or email in the last few days:

• Mr. T's musical tribute to motherhood
• Black bears (they’re related to dogs!)
• E. Coli (specifically E. coli linked to a meatball dish at a church supper that killed some unsuspecting soul)
• Vegetarian “mock” meats, and the need to expand the offerings to include exotic and endangered animals (mock shark anyone?)
• Ferrets (love em or hate em, they will not be ignored!)• Made up motivational words (i.e. "Actigize your life sense!")
• Get it? Action + Energize = Actigize (™ GX)
• Lost (three more seasons will very likely cause my head to implode)

This list strongly suggests the need for yet another medication for a vague postmodern ailment, which I will call generalized hyper-association dysphoria (or something).